How to party home alone on Sunday:
1. Stay in bed as long as possible. Or until the cats leave.
2. Do not shower or change into real clothes unless absolutely necessary.
3. Do not eat any meals. Make a stiff drink and munch on snacks.
4. Promptly pump the jams.
5. Play on the internet and connect to civilization.
6. Dance around the apartment like no one's watching. I recommend this ass shaking groove.
7. Read in the sunlight.
8. Pour another drink and repeat.
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